Wisecracks & One Liners

James says most of his mates are “tired of his relentless and obvious one liners” –
well we’re not! They were one of the absolute hi-lights of FA2 for most of his fans,
especially when in tandem with best mate Ali – or Rant and Wreck as James
christened the joking duo. Who could ever forget:

Jeremy talking about inflatable costumes – I wonder how much these cost? James - Dunno, but they must have gone up with inflation! At Covent Garden when asked to sign an autograph on the jobs page – Glad to see my fans have such faith in me! On Paris’ constant singing – He’s developing his range. Everybody thinks he’s strange! Diffusing Baz and Caz in full argument with a quickchorus of “I love a party with an atmosphere” Ali – I still don’t know who my audience are. James – The deaf? Mid argument about playing co- written songs – I need to call a few people. Barry – Who you gonna call? James – Ghostbusters! Ali God, youre hairy! James I know, I wasnt born I was knitted! In the PDP session where they had to draw their life stories and then explain them to the rest of the students? Barry was going through his and pointed to a blue blob on his sheet. BARRY: And this, this is my pool of despair. Jeremy goes into serious mode. JEZZA: So Barry, what do you think it would take to reduce your pool of despair? Quick as a flash, James shouts "TIPPEX Kev commenting on James' hungover appearance. KEV: James, you look like my Grandmother. JAMES: Why? Has she been out on the P too?